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sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 10:53:06 AM)
i am 6 ft tall....never claimed to be dainty. so there.......[sm=tongue.gif]

LadyRainfire -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 10:58:17 AM)
[sm=dunno.gif] Height doesn't matter with "dainty", it's how you carry yourself and see yourself. (Me, I tend to see myself as a plodding walrus....) [&o]

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 10:59:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire [sm=dunno.gif] Height doesn't matter with "dainty", it's how you carry yourself and see yourself (Me, I tend to see myself as a plodding walrus....) [&o] oh shud up!! Plodding walrus my ass..... (you are beautiful)

LadyRainfire -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 11:02:11 AM)
claps hands and makes loud barking sounds [sm=juggle.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 11:02:51 AM)
btw...ol Jim is going to poop his pants on this one. He asked me when the inspection thingy ran out on my car. I told him August. He asked two different times if i was sure (he was really getting annoying). Well guess what? It expired in April. I had the first letter right...August and April...both A's....

LadyRainfire -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 11:08:30 AM)
Oh chit.... Ummm, shouldn't you be hiding those paddles about now? [sm=jaw.gif] Oh and holly? It's been nice knowing you. What kind of flowers do you want sent to your funeral? [sm=flowers.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 11:16:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire Oh chit.... Ummm, shouldn't you be hiding those paddles about now? [sm=jaw.gif] Oh and holly? It's been nice knowing you. What kind of flowers do you want sent to your funeral? [sm=flowers.gif] he has to keep me around for a bit...i have to drive one of the cars to the mechanic's tonight. Then...drive directly to the State Police barack to provide proof of the inspection (i have 24 hours...i was really lucky they didn't tow it)

LadyRainfire -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 11:23:06 AM)
Ok, so you have 24 hours. To live. Like I said, what kind of flowers do you want? [&:] (And Lumus says to tell you that my brain engages before my mouth, saving my ASS....I love that Man!) [sm=hearts.gif]

CreativeDominant -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 11:27:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Rain... how about amethyst? Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My stone and my color. Tis the stone that sits in my class ring from college.

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 11:27:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire Ok, so you have 24 hours. To live. Like I said, what kind of flowers do you want? [&:] (And Lumus says to tell you that my brain engages before my mouth, saving my ASS....I love that Man!) [sm=hearts.gif] piss lillies will do. Hope you don't want me to send you a thank you note though... Tell ol Lumus that if my brain worked before my mouth my ass would not have hidden those paddles.

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 11:29:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Rain... how about amethyst? Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My stone and my color. Tis the stone that sits in my class ring from college. mumbles about antique jewelry....

LadyRainfire -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 11:30:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly piss lillies will do. Hope you don't want me to send you a thank you note though... Tell ol Lumus that if my brain worked before my mouth my ass would not have hidden those paddles. Ummmm, your ass hid those paddles? You hid them up your ass??? It's that big??? [sm=jaw.gif]

CreativeDominant -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 11:30:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire Ok, so you have 24 hours. To live. Like I said, what kind of flowers do you want? [&:] (And Lumus says to tell you that my brain engages before my mouth, saving my ASS....I love that Man!) [sm=hearts.gif] piss lillies will do. Hope you don't want me to send you a thank you note though... Tell ol Lumus that if my brain worked before my mouth my ass would not have hidden those paddles. There wouldn't have been any need to if that were so, would there? [;)] Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 11:32:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly piss lillies will do. Hope you don't want me to send you a thank you note though... Tell ol Lumus that if my brain worked before my mouth my ass would not have hidden those paddles. Ummmm, your ass hid those paddles? You hid them up your ass??? It's that big??? [sm=jaw.gif] [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]....not quite!!

LadyRainfire -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 11:34:58 AM)
It's what it sounded like you said..... I didn't think it was quite that large. [sm=wiggleass.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 11:36:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire Ok, so you have 24 hours. To live. Like I said, what kind of flowers do you want? [&:] (And Lumus says to tell you that my brain engages before my mouth, saving my ASS....I love that Man!) [sm=hearts.gif] piss lillies will do. Hope you don't want me to send you a thank you note though... Tell ol Lumus that if my brain worked before my mouth my ass would not have hidden those paddles. There wouldn't have been any need to if that were so, would there? [;)] Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! well hell...in my defense...it is a stoopid lil sticker!! Nuthin to get his boxers in a bunch over. See...when i drive the car i am on the inside. If i drove it by hanging onto the windshield wipers, facedown, staring at the stoopid lil sticker, then and only then do i see a valid reason for him to pitch a bitch...

LadyRainfire -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 11:38:00 AM)
Psssssst, holly, message from Lumus..... He says that you don't have his condolences but that he can get barbed wire CHEAP for Jim to use on the paddles. If it helps. [sm=crop.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 11:41:24 AM)
gee...thanks Squiggy. We live on a farm though...barb wire galore... And...just who or what in the sam f*king hell was your offer going to help??????? off to hide vampire gloves*

LadyRainfire -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 11:44:11 AM)
Hey, ass-holl, let me get you some fresh Icy-Hot! [:D]

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/31/2008 11:47:38 AM)
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